Google-able
To whomever gets to my blog by googling “midwife” and “fuck”: I sincerely hope that you are not disappointed by what you find in my happy little blog. It seems you come here quite frequently, so you must.
I am also concerned that I am the FIRST search result when you google “midwife fuck”. Although at the same time, it’s pretty cool. Look, ma. I’m goggle-able!
March 12, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Well, talk about your SEO (search engine optimization) strategies!
March 12, 2009 at 5:19 pm
That search is surprisingly bereft of pr0n. I am, in a strange way, kind of saddened by this. Also (and this is completely off topic, but I am webmistress so ha!), I make one hell of a chocolate cake.
March 12, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Midwife eq childbirth. Childbirth ne pr0n.
Oddly, though, “You Know What” eq Child.
I’m afraid your site may never get mixed up with such material as pr0n in a google search.
But hey, chocolate cake is an interesting subject. After all . . .
I. Love. Chocolate. Cake.
Make one, freeze it, and overnight it to me FedEx.
How much do you charge?! I’ll pay you back for the shipping, too!
I’m kidding. But I do soooo love a good chocolate cake.
March 12, 2009 at 6:01 pm
It does appear as if porn and childbirth are somewhat interconnected. If in an odd way. I just assumed that if you google “fuck”, you’d get what you ask for.
I was playing housewife today. Normally my hubby is the housefrau, so it was a good change of pace. So there was blackened arctic char (think less oily salmon), cauliflower, ice cream and chocolate cake with chocolate icing. I’ll let you in on a secret. Never use margarine or canola oil. Olive oil, real butter, real cocoa, and butter the pan you’re cooking in. Them’s the way to make something good. I’m also a fan of real flour, not the enriched stuff. It’s got a better taste.
Hmm… that was awfully geeky.
March 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm
> I just assumed that if you google “fuck”, you’d get what you ask for.
But that’s what I’m saying. Midwife, childbirth cancels out the weight of the word “fuck”. I’m afraid.
I’m a guy. Trust me on this one.
> blackened arctic char
LOL! My wife is feeling extreemly tired today and has asked me to cook tonight. I will . . . but I think we’ll end up with blackened and “foul” fowl.
I’ll take your advice the next time I try to bake any thing like a batch of brownies or cake. Thanks for the tip!
March 12, 2009 at 6:52 pm
Oh, and no harm in being geeky among geeks!
March 12, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Ah, I have made many a meal while learning to cook that have ended up blackened and fouled. At least it’s been mostly edible. I did manage to destroy eggs once. That was fun.
March 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm
someone found me by searching “mom takes it in the mouth”
how about that? gross.
March 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I’ll be damned. What article’d that lead to?
March 12, 2009 at 7:21 pm
i think just my blog because it’s called “from the mouth of a mother.”
on facebook, i posted that i wanted something salty and warm to eat….and it all went downhill from there. get yer minds out of the gutters, kids!!!